A Couple Reasons Why I Love Daycamp

"If you were a rainbow, you would be the color yellow like a smiley happy face."

Camper 1: "Miss Lindsey, does Dan (1st grade camper) still like you?"
Camper 2: "You guys are dating?!"
Me: "No, no, silly!"
Camper 1: "Oh good, that would be weird."
Camper 2: "Well that's good, now you guys can get married...I'll be the wedding coordinator!"

"Miss Lindsey, I wish you were my mom...you would be the coolest mom ever!"

"Miss Lindsey, if I was your age, you would be my girlfriend."

"Miss Lindsey, remember how last year I wanted to marry Troy Bolton?? Well, it's more realistic if I marry Justin Bieber...he's only 4 years older than me!"

Camper 1: "Do you like Lady Gaga?"
Camper 2: "No way!"
Camper 1: "Why not?"
Camper 2: "Cause she's weird...I've never even seen her normal face!"
Camper 1: Well, her parents are weirder...I mean, who would name their kid Lady Gaga??"

"Miss Lindsey, tomorrow is Valentine's Day; can you bring us candy?"