As part of my research for my Sociology term paper on Growing Up Male in America, I have come across several articles about "understanding men". Haha - kind of ridiculous. But, I have included some tips to sharpen your understanding :)
Women need to stop fussing about the toilet seat being up....women need it down and men need it up. Men never complain about it being down, so just deal with it.
Sunday = sports
Long hair is more attractive than short hair.
Ask for what you want; hints do not work. Just say it!
Most guys own 3 pairs of shoes at the very most. What makes women think that they would be any good at picking the one out of our thirty to match our outfit?
Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to every question.
If women think they're fat, they probably are. Don't ask men; they have been tricked before!
If something a man has said can be interpreted two ways, and one makes you sad or angry, they meant the other one.
Women can either ask men to do something or tell them how they want it done. If you already know the best way to do it, then do it yourself.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, so neither do men.
Men are not mind readers and never will be. Their lack of mind reading ability is not proof of how little they care about women.
If men ask a woman what is wrong and she says "nothing", they will act like nothing's wrong. They know we are lying, but know it's not worth the hassle trying to figure it out.
...And men say women make no sense.
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