The Things You Should Know

Currently, I have 3 school projects going and one of them is in my Sociology class...I was given the topic on what it means to grow up male in America. Weird topic? Yes, I think so...after all, why didn't he give that topic to a guy in the class?? Anyways, I was doing research the other day and some of the stuff out there is quite funny. Also, yesterday on my roommates news page, there was an article entitled "Everything You Need to Know About Women". So, I decided to include you in on the humor...a couple items from the internets' list of "100 Things Men Should Know About Women":
#100 - Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.

#96 - Jewelry. Now you always knkow what to get her for a last-minute gift.

#93 - Girls who say, “I love sports!” are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, without specifying which game they’re talking about, are not.

#90 - Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car

#80 - If women have an excuse to take a pill, they’ll take it

#76 - She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you

#75 - Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash

#72 - During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice

#66 - They can’t live without tension. Every once in a while she’s gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense

#65 - The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win

#64 - An online dating service’s survey found that a woman’s ideal man has brown hair and blue eyes

#61 - When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions

#57 - Most women think they’re better drivers than they are. Don’t point this out while she’s at the wheel or she’ll freak and crash

#56 - Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which means they eat approximately one to three sticks per year

#50 - Women often buy shoes a size or two small because they’re in denial about the size of their feet—which they can’t stand

#48 - Women know where they stand looks-wise but worry about being considered cool, about which they’re unsure

#40 - About half of all brides will lose a good friend over a ridiculous bridesmaid squabble

#38 - Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess, Ping-Pong—and she’ll be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet

#35 - Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.

#24 - A good man is a fixer-upper gem, and women love nothing more than home improvements.

#21 - More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat

#20 - All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way

#18 - Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don’t complain about it

#10 - Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they’re more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.

#9 - The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.

#8 - Sixty percent of women in the United States color their hair

#2 - Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out