This, my friends, is Hercules.

We have a love - hate relationship.

Why?

Well, you see, every morning he comes at 5:45 AND 7:30 to wake us up - aka: empty the dumpster.

So, you now see why he is not on my friend list.

However, he may be making his way there...

because if it wasn't for him, I would have missed class the other morning...my alarm failed me.

But Hercules didn't...

No matter how much I dislike him, one thing is true - he is reliable, he never fails.

And for this, I am [sometimes] thankful.